Counterfeit Dominix Model

Available for a limited time on holonet exclusively in the Federation, this model of the widely loved Gallente battleship was advertised by a Caldari model maker, boasting unrivaled levels of detail and realism with “some assembly required.”

When the model was eventually delivered across the border, most buyers were were confused at having to dig into a box of synthetic soil, only to find that their model actually required more growth than “assembly” after coming to the realization that what they had actually paid for was quite literally, a potato.