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Ann Helen of Norway was born on August 19, 1990, becoming the 40th direct descendant of Harald Hardraade, or Harald III of Norway. Although Ann Helen bares little significance in the modern globalized world of politics, she is particularly important in the cyberverse. Specifically on the Playstation 3 Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare servers where she is currently ranked number one in the world. Her Playstation Network ID name is: Ann_ or bananskall. Although Ann has little time for real world afflictions, she is still able to carry out her education. She is currently a senior at her high school and will soon be attending a Norwegian University. What is particularly interesting about Ann's play history on Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare is that while she plays, she listens to the song "Kryptonite" by 3 Doors Down. Whether or not this song bares any significance is unknown, but players on either team can hear the song being played through their headsets as Ann accumulates points for every kill she makes.

Ann has had a long gaming history. Although many of her accomplishments may be unknown to smaller communities of gamers, her library and history is vast and expansive. Ann has graced her presence on games such as Maplestory and Runescape. One particular game that Ann has been dominant in is Age of Empires 2: The Conquerors by Microsoft. Since its inception in 2001, there has never been a more accomplished player than Ann. She was one of the top five best players in the time period spanning 2003-2006 on MSN Gaming Zone. However, in 2006 MSN Gaming Zone was closed down by Microsoft and the Age of Empires community had to band together on a new server, now called IGZ (International Gaming Zone). Ann is currently ranked number one in the world on Age of Empires 2: The Conquerors. Her current IGZ ID name is [#]Ann.

In her long history of gaming dominance, it can be argued that Ann Helen is perhaps one of the greatest gaming females of all time. Not only is she dominant as a video game player, but she is able to exert her own matriarchal dominance on other men. As of late, Ann has made all those who come across her presence in the online community worship her gracefulness. She may seem shy to those who know her best, but it is no secret that this Norwegian sweetheart has great mastery of the cyber arts. In her personal life, she is currently engaged to a tanned male from the United States whom we currently do not know the identity of. Ann wishes to have 19 children in her lifetime, all bearing the name of Satan. Ann does not currently hold a job, but maintains a reasonable flow of income, stemming from her wallet leprechaun, who transforms anything Ann wishes into a pot of gold. Ann hopes to one day become a geophysicist and prove to the world that Oompa-Loompas do exist under the earth's crust.