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Achernar
Finally, playing Center at an estimated 3,284 feet, The Achernar. The Achernar is easily the biggest superstar of the line up, and has a much feared game of ball. You may remember the incident in 1994 where 5 opponents and 1 referee were mysteriously teleported into an infinite void during the game due to The Achernar. Word has it that, due to his awesome power, The Achernar must be restrained in a titanium holding cell surrounded by a moat of lava when not playing ball. Officials assure us that this is for our protection.