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Slurpy Derpy is a simulation game developed by Scary Bee LLC and published by Scary Bee LLC. It was released on Steam for Microsoft Windows on March 16, 2022.

Premise[]

Breed ever-stronger Derps. Use them to Bake, Conquer, Research and Evolve!

Characters[]

Gods[]

All alone for centuries, the Derps started to conjure Gods to fill their dull existence... and the Gods answered, blessing them with new abilities and purposes in life.

Vita
The first God to be created as a way for those very early Derps to feel loved and wanted. She sees no flaws and loves all Derps equally. Everyone loves Vita. She gave us our first stat, Vitality. Finally, something to live for!
Fortua
Turns out, Vitality alone makes for truly stupid Derps. Fortua, who thinks that no Derp is ever smart enough, tries to add in a little smarts to the mix and granted the Derps Intelligence!
Tunda
Tunda's sole goal is to take that mushy Derp exterior and turn them into fighting machines. He gave the Derps Strength something worth fighting for.
Loko
The Derps were loved, amped up on a war, tempered back down with intelligence and then finally we just needed a little crazy. That's right: To maintain an edge, an unpredictability, the Derps created Loko. He gave the Derps their final stat, Agility.
Bob
Eventually the happy lives of the Derps started to show flaws, another emotion personified came into being: anger! Bob populates his armies with the Derps you sacrifice, ready for their vengeance!

Species - Endless Desert[]

Derps
Species 0! That makes them special, so very very special. Offers undying love which would mean more if they didn't die all the time.
Blerps
This species is 100% better than the last one. The last one was basically a 0, so gratz! They are very eager to please.
Jigglies
Perfected a jiggly belly dance that gives them hours of entertainment.
Triggs
Very pleased with their new teeth, they keep accidentally biting their rejuvenating limbs off. Also, nearly able to see at dusk!
Trugs
Walks so slowly that depending on which way they are facing they can actually go backwards because they are slower than the rotation of the Earth.

Species - Another Level[]

Swishies
  • Recently discovered they had spikes on their heads which they were very happy to use to shave fresh coconut for Pina Coladas!
Scitters
  • Their large head gives the illusion of intelligence. They use it to store marshmallows and facts about Marshmallows.
Lollups
  • Can't quite coordinate the movement of their hands and feet and often end up swinging their arms wildly without making much progress.
Bruffs
  • The first of their species to host dance competitions. Everyone is a winner!
Tebblers
  • They have been known to stare at shiny objects for up to 8 days straight. 8 days!

Species - Molten Expanse[]

Fings
  • A few crossed genomes. Most end up blind by dinner.
Eelies
  • Can swim up to 100mph in the water but unfortunately made their home on land where they flop at approximately 3mph if the wind is favorable.
Hibatts
  • In charge of dicing the cherry tomatoes for the pico de gallo on taco Tuesdays!
Trazzles
  • Their tail is filled with enough poison to render a brown bear unconscious. They don't even know they have a tail.
Krivs
  • Their decorative wings keep extinguishing the pilot light in the oven and all their pizzas are too doughy. They hate doughy pizza.

Species - Sugar Fields[]

Wuspers
  • Tusk n' Gills' the name of the bar they dream of opening one day. For now they stick to homebrew and potluck dinners with friends.
Plankerz
  • They can hug up to 4 friends at once but because their breath is so bad no one has ever hugged them.
Pomms
  • Can communicate using a very sophisticated guttural noise but the only thing they ever talk about is the sad state of their stale cheesy poofs.
Googlies
  • They don't know how to turn the subtitles off on their TV which is so annoying.
Shazzles
  • Do not give them chewing gum, they just swallow it. They are bad at chewing gum.

Species - Frozen Plains[]

Ugglops
  • Are vegetarians except for fish, chicken, and bacon. Same for all other vegetarians really.
Vopples
  • They have very itchy bellies which they are constantly scratching with their talons so gross.
Craxxers
  • Very proud of the fact that they can move in every direction just by moving their feet. Don't tell them that's not special, you'll burst their bubble.
Burfurz
  • They eat 14 times a day and the only food they can digest are moths.
Hoplops
  • Such a happy species due to their short-term memory deficiencies. They've watched the same Bugs Bunny cartoon 59,280,920,392 times.

Species - Moon Base[]

Rishlips
  • The loudest species in the world. You can hear their voice from space!!
Soxxits
  • Mud dwellers, these guys pride themselves on supple skin and impeccable grooming routines.
Tizzies
  • Kelp-eating cardio-maniacs who use social media to brag about all their gainz.
Harzles
  • Considered intellectuals, they invented a form of arguing called "erming" which involves umming and awwing at each other for hours.
Thikkles
  • They can leap up for 100 feet in the air but have no means of landing the jump so they mostly teeter in one place.

Species - Celestial Forge[]

Squibbles
  • Can communicate telepathically but since the only thing they ever talk about is popcorn toppings, it's not that impressive.
Yarbers
  • Embarrassed by their back hair, they always swim with a shirt on.
Higpons
  • The mastermind behind the mastermind stare. And, their hair is a cape. Their hair is a cape!
Grimons
  • Innately distrusting of everything and everyone. They once thought a can of SPAM would bring ruin on their village.
Phoeniks
  • They can fly, walk, talk, make pancakes and celebrate birthdays! Truly the most evolved species ever.

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